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Died of Fright
A man woke up, lit a match and saw something that frightened him to death. What happened?
Solution: The man was a prisoner serving a very long sentence. He paid the man in charge of burying the prison's dead to help him escape: when someone died in prison, the prisoner would hide in the coffin next to the corpse, and after the burial outside the prison the undertaker would dig him up. When someone died, the prisoner slipped into the coffin and fell asleep. He woke up with the coffin already buried, lit a match and saw the face of the corpse: it was the undertaker who was supposed to dig him up.